Sunday, August 04, 2019

All Aboard!

So my scribe decided to go on strike yesterday, claiming that it wouldn't make a difference if everyone waited another day to hear about my final adventures.  If you've been worried about my safe return to Canada, I suggest you take it up with her, not me. :)

Our final day was quite different, but very fun.  Once everyone was showered and the car was packed, we headed up the street to the Cuyahoga Valley National Park visitors center.  We got info about the park, but most importantly, we found out where we could get on the scenic train that goes through the whole park.  It's a fairly large park, and with only half a day to check it out, we all agreed the train was the best way to go.

It was a 3.5 hour round trip, although let me warn you that "round trip" does not mean that the ride is a loop that brings you back to the beginning.  We got on in the middle of a track that runs along the length of the valley, which means we got to the south end, and then headed back up the same route, passed where we got on, saw the rest of the park as we traveled to the north end, and then back down to where we started.  Is that confusing enough?

The commentary was great, and a lot of neat things were pointed out that we would have missed had we just explored the park on our own, however, as the train doubles back with some new passengers, its all repeated on the second pass.  It was somewhere in the backtracking that Clare and Robin got bored, and decided to sift through their entire collection of receipts to "get ready for the border".  I continued to enjoy the view as they calculated just how much they spent on souvenirs and other crap, oops I mean treasures, that they bought.  Boring!

It was about 6pm before we left the park and started the final drive home.  This is one other time when I just get so confused by you humans.  Why is it that every other driving day, their goal was to get to the next stop by 6ish, but on the last day it was ok to START driving at 6!  I don't get it.  Anyways, we continued our drive through Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York, before finally reaching the Canadian border just before midnight.  Once again, there was no excitement at the border, and we were on our way again, arriving home just before 2am.

A few fun facts to end this journey:

- we saw 59 license plates (much more if you count all the different ones each state has!!) - 49 states (missing Alaska), 7 Canadian provinces, 1 Mexican, 1 European (ya, I know), and 1 Cherokee Nation

- we walked at 12, 250' above sea level (Rocky Mountains)
- we walked 1000' into the side of a mountain (gold mine)
- we walked 379' underground (Mammoth Caves)

- we drove on I-60. I-70, I-80 and I-90 (oh and I-1 as far as I'm concerned)
- we drove through 14 states and 1 province
- we visited 5 science centers (thanks Ontario Science Center Membership), as well as 2 museums and a Butterfly Biosphere
- we went to 3 National Parks and 1 National Monument (which was really a park)

- we taught A&W staff about Teen Burgers (and Mama, Grandpa & Baby Burgers) - American friends, is this really only in Canada?  The A&W we went to only had a Papa Burger, what's the point without the rest of the family?

- U-Haul trucks are a great travel resource (thanks to a truck in Colorado with Mammoth Caves painted on the side, we went to Kentucky!)

- Robin is a completely satisfactory traveling companion (maybe next time I'll teach her to scribe for me too)

- I still want to go to Europe!
Whatever!



Thursday, August 01, 2019

A Bear in the Caves

Where to start?  Yesterday was amazing, and we didn't want to leave.  Seriously, Clare and Robin even looked into what their cancellation fee would be on tonight's KOA so we could all stay there an extra night and see even more of the caves.  Sadly, we were passed the point of getting anything back, so we will just have to go back another time.

Our first cave tour wasn't actually in Mammoth Cave National Park, but in one of the many caves outside the park, owned and operated privately.  Apparently there are caves everywhere here, and in the 1920s there was quite the Cave Wars.  I will spare you all the history that Clare so desperately wants to type out, and just tell you that it still goes on today just much less so.

Our host at the Rock Cabin's had strongly recommended Crystal Onyx Cave, so that is where we headed.  On the way, there were many signs for Onyx Cave (in the same colours and type font).  When we got there, and attempted to pay, the price was not what we were expecting (quite a bit less).  Only then did we realize we were not at the more popular cave, and we actually did make our apologies and left.

Crystal Onyx Cave was amazing.  Our tour guide was part of the family that bought the land (and therefore caves) about 10 years ago.  They've only been open a bit over a year and they are making a good name for themselves.  The tour was an hour and was really well done.  There was a neat combination of history of the land and the caves, as well as the work that they went to restore the stairways and railings inside the cave so it would be safe for tourists again.

wedding cake
We also learned some of the basic formation names within the caves, AND how to remember them (ie: stalactite are the formations dropping from the ceiling becuase you would hold "tight" too if you were dangling from the ceiling, stalagmite are the formations that "might" reach up and touch the stalactites, and when they do they are "mighty tight" and make columns).

By far though, my favourite part of the tour was all the creative images found within the walls, formations and shadows of the caves.  We saw a troll, eagle, wedding cake, alligator, snapping turtle, and the above picture is a T-Rex, mouth open, teeth bared, and little arms out (it doesn't look as real in the photo as it did when we were standing there... you'll just have to go see it for yourself I guess).

I wish I had room for more photos, but you get the idea.

The rest of our afternoon was spent doing some weird "bucket list" that we found in a brochure for Cave City.  The city is at exit 53 off the interstate, so they had a "53 things to do at exit 53".  We knew we didn't have time to do them all in a couple of hours, but we gave it a good shot.  We found the wigwams, the big foot statue, 100 birdhouses place and so on.

Finally it was time to head back into Mammoth Cave NP for our Star Chamber tour.  This was a stark contrast to the first tour, and not because it was a lantern tour (ie all the electric lights were off in the caves).  We had two rangers as guides, and about 50 people on the tour (our Crystal Onyx Cave tour had a whopping 6 people).  Oh, and for scale, their basic day tours in the park had 100 people per tour!  At first I couldn't figure out how this was even possible given what I'd experienced as a cave earlier in the day.  No way could 50 people stay together!  Then we went down into the cave...

Mammoth is an understatement!  When they said a big cave, I assumed it was about how long the tunnels are.  There are over 400 miles of connected tunnel right now, and they are still mapping out new areas all the time.  What I wasn't expecting was how massive the inside was.  I think you could drive a train through most of the areas we went.  As we got further in, it got small enough that maybe you could only drive a van through it.  Yeah, still huge.  We had a 2.5 hour tour and we only saw a fraction of the caves.  There are 27 entrances to this cave system, and the park runs about 8 different tours to see different areas of it.  Only one tour used the lanterns instead of electric light, and while I was glad we thought ahead and bought tickets a few days ago to get on this tour, I also wished we could have seen more of this cave all lit up (thus our discussion on staying an extra day).

The history of the cave system and the park is amazing.  The first tours were as early as 1816, and there are lots of fun stories about how guides made money (before the national park service took it over and made rules).  They used candles on sticks for guests to pay to write their names on the ceiling like graffiti.  They figure there are thousands of names inscribed up there.  What got me was how neatly they were printed, like someone had used a template.

My favourite part of this tour, however, wasn't exactly about the caves (or more, I don't remember why it had anything to do with caves lol).  Our Guide asked us all if we knew about the war of 1812.  Most people nodded.  He then asked if we all knew who they were fighting.  Clare and Robin both said "we did", and we were near enough to the front that he heard us.  He shook his head and said "well it was actually our friends to the north," to which Clare replied "We're Canadian."  A number of people burst out laughing, including our guide, who added "I should have seen that one coming.I won't ask who won"  I still don't remember why he was telling us about the 1812, and I don't really care.

We didn't get back to our little cabin until after 10, so it was pretty much bedtime.  This morning we packed up early and headed to one last gift shop (yeah, its not even worth commenting on any more) and then headed for the highway.  Our GPS told us it was 6.5 hours to the KOA in Cleveland, Ohio, but two major cities with construction through their core (and one during rush hour), and another time zone change, and we didn't pull into our home for the night until 8:30!  Long day.

Tomorrow is our last day on the road.  We have one more park to visit, which includes a train ride I'm told, and then we head back across the border and on to home.  Depending how late it is, I might not convince Clare to write my final entry until sometime on Saturday.  I promise I will nag her until she writes it though.

Whatever!